The Fence Club Times
Current MVP: The WHOLE Fence Club
Reason: Strong Year		 TOP PERFORMANCE TOP STATS

December 27th 2007

One Year in the Bag with a Blow OUT

The Top Golf Fence Club Crew closed out the 2007 year in style. With Sam Jam 3000, Theodore Kelly, and Chip Dawg Putting 2 each to the Fence, and Voss Threw one back there as well. The "Ringer" that Theodore brought, kicked it out of the park too. Rich, put up at least 3 or 4 Fence Clubs with one or two being a double Fence Club. It was the close out of the 2007 season.

With a new season comes a new Chance. All of the Fence club records will now be engraved into the Fence Club Hall of Fame, and the current counts will all start back at 0. It's a New Year with New Dreams, and New Goals. From all the guys of the Fence Club, Good luck in making all of you New Years Resolutions come true, and if you fall short... it's okay, we will still be up at the TG once a week.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

December 19th 2007

They went 2 by 2

Only Ted and Chad were able to man up and make an apperance. With the preasure off, these guys went 2 by 2. Ted put up 2 money fence clubs, while Chad threw 4 up there with 1 of them being a Double Fence Club.

With everyone back from vacation and work trips, we hope to have a full crowd out for the last meeting of the Fence Club in the year 2007.

December 12th 2007

There is no " I " in team...

After a 1 week break due to inclement weather, the crew was back together again and looking to crush-IT!! With Sam Jam 3000 in Finland on business, the guys were left with a much taller order to fulfill. With Theodore Barnwell Kelly, Danno, and Chip Dawg all there for the start of the show, while Mr. Voss, made a late surprise appearance. The show had started.... Left, right, Put-Put course, these guys were all over the place. But no one had the magic, NO ONE HAD THE STUFF. All night this continued, missing short, missing long, aiming for the Put-Putto course next door. It was a disappointing night overall as there were 0 Fence clubs, 0 high scores, and 0 good hitting.

The MVP was given out based on an uncanny ability to slice the hell out of the ball to the neighboring Put Put course. I did not think it was possible to stand straight and hit a golf ball forward, only to watch it travel further to the left than it did straight. Danno, this MVP is for you!!

Pouring a little out for Sam Jam. Finlandia!!

December 5th 2007

The BOWLING CLUB??

It's true, It's true with the snow coming down the decision was made to move THE FENCE CLUB indoors to the bowling alley. Danno, TK, Sam Jam 3000, and Chip Dawg were in attendance as the crew traded in the golf clubs and beer for bowling balls and beer. It was a great night of greasy bowling alley food, pitchers of beer, and more smoke and ashes than Pompeii ever saw. The crew tried to crush it "Seid" style, but fell way short of their normal goals.

On a personal and team goal, Both Danno, and Chip Dawg put the TURKEY's up on the frame by frame. TK and Sam Jam 3000 put up a bunch of 2 in a rows. For the last two games the guys got together to try to break 500 total points between the 4 of them. The first game fell just shy at 481, and the second was inches away with 487. Next time.... next time.....

TheFenceClub.com would like to wish Sam Jam 3000 safe travels as he heads over and beyond to Finland. He leaves this Sunday and is gone for almost 2 weeks. Take lots of pictures, and make sure to bring your driver with you!! We will see you when you get back.

Finally, Danno was reinstated to his full Platinum membership for regaining his attendance status. Mr. Voss was missed because, well, we don't know where in the hell that kid was...... Voss??

The Turducken

For Hitting The Fence Club 3 times in a row.

Current Trophy Holder: Chad Campbell

November 28th 2007

The Birth of a Trophy

The air was probably the coldest it's ever been this year, but the Fence Club Was Red Hot. It was a fabulous post Thanksgiving turn out. Everyone was in attendance, and everyone showed up on time. Mr. Voss started the night out swinging. He was quick to put up the first 2 Fence Club's of the night. As a matter of fact these 2 quick strikes were back to back. When he went for the 3rd in a row with the force of 100 MAC trucks behind it and it slipped just a little to the right. Later in the night, The Chip Dawg found his groove, and put up 2 like Voss but then Choked much in the same fashion as Mr. Voss. In the next game, Chad Found himself in the same situation again, and this time.... he came through. That was an unparalleled 3 in a row!! Chad ended the night with 10 Fence Clubs, as Mr. Voss joined the Deep Fence Club.

There is a special thanks involved with last night. Sam Jam 3000 gutted out the back pains that have been plauging him for a week or two, to come out and have the opportunity to SEID a few balls. Sam, this Finlandian Beer is for you. As you might be able to guess, it appears as though The Fence Club will lose one of it's members for a few weeks. Sam Jam 3000 has been called via work duty to the country Finland for a few weeks. Good luck, travel safe, and don't worry, we will keep a spot for you here at The Fence Club

November 13th 2007

A Champion has been Declared...

Once again Ted Kelly is named the MVP for outstanding performance in the face of adversity. But on this dreary Fantastic Fence Club Tuesday, a clear true champion was born. The Chip Dawg solidified a personal promise and milestone achievement, he took all 3 of the championship belts. He holds The Top Score Record, The Top Double Fence Club Record, and after last night when he surpassed Sam Jam 3000, he also took The Top Fence Club Record. Please join me in congratulating him in this noble effort.

Believe it or not, we were able to find an old archive copy of the home page, so we are back in action at full capacity.

November 7th 2007

Something like a Phenomenon

Ted killed it all night long. He had the high fence club of the night with 3 and Chad followed up with 2, Sam and Danno got shut out, although they both got right to the edge many times.

Well after deleting the contents yesterday, we are almost back to normal. I still need to get some pictures back up, but it is a lot closer than it was yesterday. Hopefully I can get it all back and better by this weekend. Sorry for the interruption of service.
October 30th 2007

The "AND 1" Crew

The Fence Club Membership has had a slight modification. There were 4 of us and that was thought to be it. After consideration, we have changed the membership plan. The original 4 members (Danno, Ted, Sam, and Chad) have upgraded their memberships to PLATINUM. This was necessary because we have extended another membership. The newest member of the Fence Club Crew, a Mr. Jason Voss, has acquired his GOLD membership. The GOLD membership requires a 60 % attendance level as opposed the PLATINUM membership that requires a 90 % attendance. Congratulations Jason.

Overall it was a good \ cold night. We turned the heaters on for the first time as the temperature dropped way down. The cold weather had slight implications on the scoring, as the overall "SEID'ing" it factor was down some from previous weeks. Check out the Top Performance to see how everyone did. Special congratulations to Sam Jam 3000 for joining the elite crowd of the "Double Fence Club". And as the headline reads, there were plenty of our trick "AND 1" shots to go around.


It was a rainy monsoon and Top Golf Couldn’t keep up in the Rain - October 24th 2007

The Rain came down and the Top Golf Top Fence Crew stood tall. Well, Danno called it on the account of "work", but any excuse is still just another excuse. Sam, Ted, and Chad weathered the storm and hit about 5 games, before Ted called it. It just became to ridiculous to continue. There were NO high scores, and there were NO additional tallies on the Fence Club Count. The sensors in the field were not working properly due to the Rain. Pictures of the guys in the Rain should be up soon.

Given that next week’s meeting falls on the Wednesday, the Crew has decided to move it to Tuesday Night.


It Was A Record Breaking Night at Top Golf - October 17th 2007

It was a night filled with Records and First's. Danno Got the MVP yet again, for setting 3 Personal Best High Scores on the night. Chad reunited with the Double Fence Club, as well as going to the Fence club 6 times, with a New Top Golf Top Score of 147. Ted yeilded moral support for the group as well as making impressive progress with the Driver. As much fun as it was last night, the Fence Club was man down, as Sam Jam 3000 was sick and could not attend. He vows revenge for missing this record setting night.

We also had 2 visitors stop by. A Mr. James Bickley and Mr. Jason Voss stopped by to crush a few with the guys from the Fence Club. Mr. Voss joined the honorary Fence Club by Seid'ing It to the Fence 3 Times. The majority of which came late in the evening when he picked up Ted's new and improved driver. Mr. Bickley was getting robbed of the club, but made the swings of the others look a little silly. He consistently was killing it to the back, but they all seemed to die right before the fence. Both have earned their honorary Fence Club Status.
Crushing-It Award of the Week:

The Fence Club Special Operations Unit
Sam Jam 3000 put it down this week, by "Seid'ing IT" 12 times. That's right, he put it to the back fence 12 times, thus setting a personal best as well as an All-Time High Score for The Fence Club.
Ted and Sam Keep the hope alive for the Double Fence Club. After a night of swinging for the fences, Ted put up a new High Score, and Sam went yard 12 time. Although both made excellent strides, neither were able to go deep.